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10 Dumbest Video Game Character Names Of All Time

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Radio42 (7 days ago)
Whalen Macfarlane BEST NAME EVER
remember when nintendo mistranslate a JRPG character and said " well screw it, that's his name" good times
Kellen Walter (1 month ago)
Glenallen Hill is an actual former baseball player. There's an NFL player named Joe Mixon. So Glenallen Mixon isn't too far fetched.
Ryan Anderson (2 months ago)
Soap lol. Get outta here
Bilbo Faggins (2 months ago)
Pizza pasta was a hilariously bad name..that was probably the point.. Since when did bad jokes become so evil.
Andi Kravljaca (3 months ago)
Pizza Pasta was number EIGHT? This had better be good.
Aeonoftherift (4 months ago)
Jules, don't make fun of my name, mate! Yours is relative to a ball sack! You're welcome.
Kristian Brandt (4 months ago)
You're missing the entire Raccoon City S.T.A.R.S.(excluding Rebecca) and rookie officer Leon S. Kennedy. Sure they're all battle hardened heroes now, but back in the 90's they were complete tools. Leon was particularly thick
juggernautmanic rebooted (4 months ago)
My character in fallout nv is named "ure mum" does that count
Little Fears (4 months ago)
Some damn fine all American names right there.
LobsterPuncher (5 months ago)
I laugh every single time I hear the baseball names. Shown Furcotte. Lmao, how do you not come up with one single real name? Haha.
YoungSimbaPawSex (6 months ago)
Metal Gear in general has some terrible names, despite being one of my favorite franchises. >>The amount of cringe when realizing the origins of Otacon's name is astounding. >>David's codename (Solid Snake) has been the center of wooden references for decades, and his father is even worse with his codename. >>There's Sunny, who has a retarded reference to her name regarding eggs at the start of every single Act in MGS4. >>Raiden and Rose's real names in MGS2 and onward are a reference to a famous movie, and when noticed, ruins the games, cuz you can't help but imagine an iconic scene from said movie everytime. >>One of the most famous fights in MGS3 has the stupidest, try-hard edgy names ever. >>Of course, Fatman was mentioned in this video, as expected. His name didn't really have much to do with his specialty (C4 Explosives), from what I remember. >>There's Rising's Wolf, who resembles a dog more, if he was made out of flesh; Armstrong even points this out before your battle. >>Speaking of Armstrong, it's a ridiculous name regarding his special ability in battle. >>Deepthroat, played by my favorite voice actor (Cam Clarke) was introduced in MGS1. >>Colonel Campbell has a certain connotation in American culture, related to soup. >>And then you have Mistral, who takes on a French name after rejecting both her French AND Algerian blood. Oddly enough, I have Algerian blood in my veins... just a coincidence, XD.
Boost Mayne (7 months ago)
Those baseball names sound awfully similar to the ludicrousness of the PES unofficial players. Snake Derick, Camel Seletcher, Rinard Taffy and my personal favourite.. Porn Darry!
Wanda Lusk (7 months ago)
Radom Dude from Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
Plague Doctor Yami (7 months ago)
I wish they didn't change his name to Dr.Egg man
Vapid Toast (8 months ago)
Man.. I remember Fighting Baseball but, I don't remember those names. I think I just died laughing. Bobson Dugnut. Ded.
Marc Williams (8 months ago)
What about Zelda's alter-ego "Sheik" of the Sheika tribe? Didn't work too hard to think of that
Smoot237 (8 months ago)
What about hard man from megaman 3?
TF2guy13 (8 months ago)
Edge Maverick? Jet Brodie? Stick Breitling?
jenya536 (8 months ago)
Donkey Kong? The creator thought that donkey means stubborn.
KheNingTappy (8 months ago)
>Having Eggman on this list >Being actual retards and thinking Robotnik is his real name
Psychocrusher (8 months ago)
#1 is a copout - they're not "characters" as such. If you're gonna go down that route, you should've included ISS for the N64, which named players like Beckham as "Duckham" and Ronaldo as "Alejo" due to licensing issues. I'd have put Waluigi in there instead. Wario kind of made sense, due to being Mario's arch-rival and all (and with the whole "M" being flipped), but Waluigi as a name was just a massive stretch to create some sort of nemesis for Luigi.
Kix Musaid (8 months ago)
Am I the only one who didn’t get what’s so funny about Fighting Baseball? Weird names, yes but hilarious, no?
Major Reacher (8 months ago)
Thumper Tubbs, ken gruffly jr baseball
Nintendoholic (8 months ago)
I think Error from Zelda 2:Adventure of Link deserves to be an honorable mention.
Raynaldo Ray (8 months ago)
I have a friend who legally changed his name to Sum Body.
HalfDemonInuyasha (8 months ago)
"What kind of a name is 'Soap' anyway?"
L-Train 45 (8 months ago)
I guess you don't realize those are plays on real MLB players at the time.
Sentetic Gaming (8 months ago)
But Soap's called John. Am I watching Watchmojo or someshit?
Infinite Sentient (8 months ago)
I'm surprised that you left out "Hoodoo Brown" from Gun. The game had an enjoyable story but every time I heard that name, it broke any immersion I was experiencing. Worst name ever!
CorioMalleum (8 months ago)
How did Stick Breitling from Zombie Revenge not make this list?
Soap wasn't 'Soap' MacTavish's first name, it was his callsign. John, was his first name
polterghost (8 months ago)
"What the hell kind of name is Soap?"
mustapha supas (8 months ago)
Why do people get so offended because he made a gay joke? Are gay jokes off limit or do they make you homophobic?
Michael Ensley (8 months ago)
Reminds me of that key and peele skit where they dress up as different football players and introduce themselves with crazy names
Sonic the Bluest Blur (8 months ago)
Also Eggman, is fine!
Sonic the Bluest Blur (8 months ago)
How is Soap a bad name, I think it's such a legendary name! You did not even mention that he died, wow you are a pillick!
Kyle Daley (8 months ago)
Anybody else try and guess the names of the baseball players?
razza119 (8 months ago)
Na to you done fucked up when yo u mentioned the man the myth the legend soap mctavish
Eabalo2 (8 months ago)
Honestly this list should just be characters from MGS.
SeppuKush (8 months ago)
Bobson Dugnutt was my father’s grandfather’s name how dare you insult the proud Dugnutt name
Audrey Fitzpatrick (8 months ago)
Wasnt there some crap in the past few Sonic games that said Robotnik was Eggmans grandfather? That is the stupidist copout I have ever seen
TheMrWillje (8 months ago)
>Ceasless Discharge >Hard Jules pls
Fraser Gill (8 months ago)
get to fuck you don't get to do soap dirty like that
Sean Hawk (8 months ago)
I said ewwwwwwww the same time he did
Matthew Neal (8 months ago)
Introducing the American rainbow buffalo corn woman's
Opee Cee (8 months ago)
Mokap
Julio Brian (8 months ago)
I shall never call Dr. Ivo Robotnik...Dr. Eggman. Never have...and never will!
Psycho333 (8 months ago)
Can we count Xemnas from KH2 since its a clear annogram of "Mansex" Also he was always Eggman in the original, the american branch wanted to be "SO EDGY" so they changed it but had to stop when lip movement became a thing in games (too many flaps needed for "Robotnic" vs "Eggman" )
Conrado Javier (8 months ago)
do you hear Mario Fanboys get Triggered when Princess Toadstoll to renamed to Princess Peach.
alex invictus (8 months ago)
Whore son Junior. Witcher 3.
Bartek Kubica (8 months ago)
*Bobson Dugnutt*. His dad is Bob Dugnutt!! And moms, what? Saggy?
alan bishopman (8 months ago)
This list is ok. The narrator sucks though. Or maybe it's the writer that sucks?
Ryleigh S (8 months ago)
0:38 Lol did you guys actually just use "gayest" unironically? Did I just travel back to the late 90's? 1:50 I think you should get your ball-sack checked out :/
Manuel Ciancarella (8 months ago)
Pizza Pasta im italian and i find it hilarious 😂😂😂
Damien Crespan (8 months ago)
As a fellow wog, that's pretty good
Flutterbutt225 (8 months ago)
#PunsIveGotThem
silcharus1 (8 months ago)
Wait a minute... isn't Mike Truk an actual baseball players name?
Joshua Rosa (8 months ago)
silcharus1 trout
adamn7777 (8 months ago)
Fighting baseball has some even better names that you left out like Nert Bissels, Odood Jorguedey (no clue how to pronounces this), Snarry Shitwon, Bannoe Rodylar, and Tenpe Laob.
Raven Maddley (8 months ago)
Oh Dude, you're good, eh?
Minathewild Mongoose (8 months ago)
And I thought Woodman was stupid!
Stefano Christiano (8 months ago)
Legally changing my name to Bobson Dugnutt next week 😂😂😂
Basic Neko (8 months ago)
Technically eggman was always eggman in Japan. In fact only adventure 1 made it cannon his real name is Ivo robotnick.
Conrado Javier (8 months ago)
even Sega of Japan Canonized the Americanized name by having the Eggster said "Gerald Robotnik" in Japanese during SA2.
Ruben Mata (8 months ago)
0:46 "gayest names for a baby" Not a big deal as far as the video is concerned. We know he what he was getting at but Whatcutlre really should've nixed this line in the editing room before uploading. Call me a snowflake all you want...
Kix Musaid (8 months ago)
Ruben Mata if you die, the world would be a better place
mustapha supas (8 months ago)
Ruben Mata if you got the joke, you wouldn't be wiriting this comment. Gay jokes aren't off limit or homophobic.
Bruiser Brony (8 months ago)
Okay, snowflake.
Pork Cracklins (8 months ago)
You got a problem with gay names? Next I bet you'll be saying gay names shouldn't get married... bigot.
jayomac2007 (8 months ago)
It’s idiots like you that are getting offended by everything these days....
Daniel Lee (8 months ago)
speed enter shit architecture hospital league carbon.
damian mayer (8 months ago)
Pleasant bury concert coast tight last deadly thumb crop.
Russell Brown (8 months ago)
Don't ever call Snake's Revenge Metal Gear 2...
Tove (8 months ago)
0:46: using the word “gay” to mean “bad”, like you’re in a primary school playground circa 2001... Why did you feel the need to chuck in a bit of casual homophobia. You’re old enough to know better. Idiot.
mustapha supas (8 months ago)
Kix Musaid what's wrong with you mate?
Kix Musaid (8 months ago)
Tove, now that’s a GAY name.
mustapha supas (8 months ago)
He didn't mean gay names are bad, he made an example of a parent choosing a gay name by accident. Do yourself a favor and don't act like a vagina every time someone makes a gay joke.
Adan de la Pena (8 months ago)
his name is jules. thats a pretty gay name
jayomac2007 (8 months ago)
Didn’t find anything homophobic with him saying he had a gay name... you’ve made it homophobic by thinking it is
Marie Jessica (8 months ago)
Okay, I've been binge watching WhatCulture Gaming videos for the last 3 hours It's 2am now.
Harry Waters (8 months ago)
Marie Jessica, it happens to the best of us
Cookie Ya Dig (8 months ago)
Cranjis McBasketball
MrTek (8 months ago)
Can't believe that none of the footballers names from the PES series is on here. The entirety of the Dutch team was called orangje at one point!
Wangtorio Jackson (8 months ago)
I can't believe Sol Badguy isn't on this list wtflol
azure kay (8 months ago)
I remember one name from the gungrave series rocketbilly redcadillack.
L wom (8 months ago)
every soccer game where Ronaldo is just called ' no.9' .God damn naming rights
Ádám Pajor (8 months ago)
Mighty No. 9
marriedtoxbox (8 months ago)
You forgot Mario Mario
marriedtoxbox (8 months ago)
But nintendo say its cannon
GMitch (8 months ago)
I think it originated in the film, not the games
ThatAussieGirl (8 months ago)
Fighting Baseball is fascinating example of Japanese devs with zero knowledge of real American culture having to just invent what they think SOUNDED like real Western names, and its just a really interesting perspective to look from XD
L-Train 45 (8 months ago)
Theyre actually plays on the names of real MLB players at the time
Pips Ahoy (8 months ago)
Makes you wonder what absolute horrors western developers have inflicted on characters in trying to make their names sound "Japanese"
Kortez (8 months ago)
I knew a Sleve McDichael in high school, he was quite a piece of shit.
RobotPirateGhost (8 months ago)
Lost Kingdoms 2 on the Gamecube had the protagonist named "Tara Grimface." Not quite as bad as some of these, but still pretty terrible.
Simarion Shade (8 months ago)
@6:33; Yeah, Higharolla Kockamamie is bad, but I want to point out there is also Colonel Vermon CaTaffy on there as well. Sounds like candy made from trapped rats.
W0LF R0GUE (8 months ago)
You take that back! “Soap” is a hero.
Ben Maloney (8 months ago)
Do more of this!
Kuzzen Feral Ferret (8 months ago)
Had a penalty shoot out game on a Samsung flip phone where they mistraslates proper footballers names e.g. Michael Bollock, David Backham, Michael Owan etc it didn't help as they has a quite convincing picture of the real life footballer generated next to the names too...
Sebagopotato (8 months ago)
Don't u dare diss mah soapy boi
Tn Inc (8 months ago)
leavee soap alonnee
Brian Renadette (8 months ago)
In Sheep Man's defense, it's likely a nod to the book 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' (hence the electric attacks Sheep Man uses) Also, if you've heard of the terrible plagiaristic adventure game 'Limbo of the Lost', do I have a terrible name for you! A character in that game is called... Cranny F****t. Seriously. I know it's English/British and is a spoonerism of Granny Haddock, but YIKES. That name makes Hot Coldman sound like John Smith.
Darth X (8 months ago)
Lit
No One (8 months ago)
That ending though
Tim Manning (8 months ago)
Ian Paul Freely from Rise of the Triad
Dorkie's Art (8 months ago)
STICK BREITLING
Critical Hitz (8 months ago)
HAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK MAN!!!!! IM DEAD IM DEAD IM DEAD!!!😂😂😂😂. Those names at the end sound like the East/West Bowl names from Key and Peele.
Jesse Law (8 months ago)
lol good one
robert shelton (8 months ago)
Dr.eggman isnt that bad when we are 9 years old
Universalgleam (8 months ago)
Leave soap the fuck out of this.
Mr PoshShark (8 months ago)
Sensible soccer team amd player names
eXquisite Gaming (8 months ago)
Nah man Soap is the coolest mofo in town
JLtv (8 months ago)
Jules Fromwhatculturedotcom. Dead lol
Jack Cosgrove (8 months ago)
Soap? His name is John Mactavish
Jack Cosgrove (8 months ago)
Obviously
L-Train 45 (8 months ago)
Yeah soap is obviously his nickname
Harry Waters (8 months ago)
Jack Cosgrove my grandpa was a marine and his nickname/codename or whatev was 'Soapy' Waters, so i always thought Soap was an awesome name xD
PlaygroundPrincess (8 months ago)
S O A P
Brennan Hearn (8 months ago)
YAY! The return of Puns, I've GOT THEM!
Brian Rivera (8 months ago)
Wait, so Dog's Bollocks is good and Bollocks is bad?
Kuzzen Feral Ferret (8 months ago)
Brian Rivera the dogs bollocks are a pinical like the top dog, alpha dog etc
Brian Rivera (8 months ago)
But where does the dog come in?
ThatAussieGirl (8 months ago)
Its the difference between "you're the shit" and "you're shit"
Kuzzen Feral Ferret (8 months ago)
The Dogs Bollocks is the pinical... bollocks is the bottom of the pile...
pious83 (8 months ago)
Yes
Charli Martin (8 months ago)
you're adults. you should know better than to use "gay" as an insult. unsubscribed.
Kix Musaid (8 months ago)
Charli Martin hahahahahhaha bye and never come back
Korncakes1 (8 months ago)
Charli Martin you can unsubscribe without announcing it, nobody cares.
mustapha supas (8 months ago)
Charli Martin he used gay as a joke. No one wanted a snowflake here anyway. You got replaced the first 2 seconds you left.
Mesut Bektaş (8 months ago)
you ARE THE GAY HERE YOU FUCKING FATASS
TheMrWillje (8 months ago)
You know it's just a joke, right? Him using it as an insult is the joke in itself. It's making fun of people who actually use it as an insult. It's funny because using 'gay' as insult is just so ridiculous. The problem is, I have no idea if I have to explain this to you or not. You could well know everything I've said, and just chose to post that comment because you enjoy being a victim, you're virtue signalling, you want to make yourself feel better about yourself, or you're just genuinely so stupid that you don't realise that Jules didn't say it seriously.
Major League Food Gaming (8 months ago)
5:35 are they supposed to be arranged as if to spell something? Cause I can’t tell
Harry Waters (8 months ago)
Major League Food Gaming they're spelling: "Darude - Sandstorm"
Alex Lessard (8 months ago)
Onson Sweemey still cracks me up for some reason
Baha Ibrahim (8 months ago)
Every character from Mdickie games.
Baha Ibrahim (8 months ago)
Major League Food Gaming no, Not a problem. The more you know, right?
Major League Food Gaming (8 months ago)
Fuck, I meant to reply to another comment. Musta clicked on this one by accident. My bd
Baha Ibrahim (8 months ago)
Major League Food Gaming wait, what?
Major League Food Gaming (8 months ago)
Baha Ibrahim always got a kick outta the fact that Price and Soap were both named John

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